Saturday, August 06, 2005

Answers I Want in Heaven

How does Teflon stick to the pan?

How come my brothers have thick hair and I have, uh, diminishing returns?

How can one franchise (the Rangers) go through 5 decades with no pitching?

Why did Balaam answer the donkey as though he were talking to a human?

Why does the government punish the smart, hard-working folks through unfair tax policies?

What color was the slipper that Roger Moret held when he had a catatonic trance? (If unfamiliar with this incident, do a google on it. One of the highlights of Ranger history.)

What did happen to the dinosaurs?

When is the church going to wake up to the plight of the poor?

When is the church going to teach hard-core budgeting as a Christian discipline?

Will those bound to hell be eternally punished or will their souls be extinguished?

What does "sakes alive" mean and where did it originate?

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