Older son Brett is arriving tonight for a weekend Scrabble tournament. That's his thing.
Younger son Blake will travel long distances to take in an Oak Ridge Boys concert.
Daughter Brooke knows more about hockey than any male alive, including the Great One.
Wife Carole collects life-like silicon dolls.
I hang out at airports with a camera, getting high on Jet-A fuel fumes.
Where did we go wrong?